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So, I talked with my boss today...he's finally willing to give me some time off!

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I’m not racist

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When I woke up this morning I thought it was weird my alarm didn’t go off.

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When the bombs fell and the lights went out, I was ready, with a lifetime of ammunition, water, and preserved food to greet the new world.

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Last week, after one of our horses got sucked up in an unexpected tornado, we never found its body or any other sign of damage.

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He knew he had to remove the wires the aliens implanted.

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I was walking late one night and saw a woman trapped under a fallen utility pole.

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It’s such a beautiful sunny day, and the cool spring breeze feels nice blowing through my hair.

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They numbed it, so them removing my eyelids wasn't even painful

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[deleted by user]	49
So, I talked with my boss today...he's finally willing to give me some time off!	49
I’m not racist	49
When I woke up this morning I thought it was weird my alarm didn’t go off.	49
When the bombs fell and the lights went out, I was ready, with a lifetime of ammunition, water, and preserved food to greet the new world.	49
Last week, after one of our horses got sucked up in an unexpected tornado, we never found its body or any other sign of damage.	49
He knew he had to remove the wires the aliens implanted.	49
I was walking late one night and saw a woman trapped under a fallen utility pole.	49
It’s such a beautiful sunny day, and the cool spring breeze feels nice blowing through my hair.	49
They numbed it, so them removing my eyelids wasn't even painful	49